Zooey Deschanel's Income: What She Could Buy in a Month (Math!)

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Thanks to TMZ, we now know that soon-to-be-divorcee Zooey Deschanel earns $95,000 a month, which resembles our salary in that it's an amount of dollars. Even though we don't care about the 'New Girl' star's finances, we started thinking about what she could possibly spend that on per month, if taxes and other expenditures weren't an issue. We even asked our 'Jersey Shore'-loving colleagues at HuffPost TV, the Benedict Cumberbatch fanboys at Moviefone and the Michele Bachmann historians at HuffPost Comedy. Using a wristwatch calculator without checking our math, here's what we came up with:

- 12.9% of this huge tuna.

- 9,500 Buddy the Elf sippy cups.

- Like, so much Taco Bell.

- 9,547 1-year subscriptions to Vibe.

- 902 dancing cat dolls that connect to your iPod.